Great Glen Way - July 23rd-27th 2007
	
	
	
		Neil Scott, Jane Salt, Gordon Darlington, Dave Swarbrook, Dave McNeaney, 
		Nick Barber, Ken Hodgkinson, Ann Baxter, Alison Bond, Sean Bond, Mike 
		Riley
	
DAY 1 - Fort William to Clunes
	
	Following on from the Dales Way and one of the hottest summers on record 
	came the Great Glen Way and the wettest summer on record.
	
	Much frantic checking of the Met Office website during the weeks leading up 
	to the walk had resulted in the team resigning themselves to getting wet - 
	very wet. 
	
	The Great Glen Way had attracted eleven walkers, the biggest team by far, 
	but with the walk being fairly gentle when compared to the efforts of 
	previous years the general feeling was that this was to be the first walk to 
	get a 100% completion record since the West Highland Way.
	
	Only the weather could prevent us from reaching our ultimate goal, 
	Inverness, 75 miles away. The team travelled up to Fort William on the 
	Sunday and congregated in the bar of the Alexandra Hotel where the sadly 
	predictable act of downing large amounts of food, beer and wine began.
	
	We awoke to nice bright skies and set off on challenge number four - The 
	Great Glen Way.
	
	The first challenge was failed with flying colours. The simple task of 
	finding the official start of the walk proved to be somewhat tricky despite 
	the use of a detailed guide book, two GPS systems and numerous maps. After 
	retracing our steps and actually following the route in the guide we 
	eventually found the start of the walk. The second challenge of the day was 
	to obtain the 'official' starting team photo.
	
	
 
	
	At last - the 'official' starting team photo. Sean had already ran 3 miles.
	
	We couldn't find any locals to assist with the photography so Neil and 
	Sean reverted to photo camera automation technology, which Neil is an expert 
	at, in order to get all eleven members in shot. The two cameras were placed 
	on a bench which was approximately twenty yards from the team, who were now 
	in their official team shot stances. 
	
	Many of you readers probably don't know that the team practice their stance 
	for the official starting team photo many months in advance of the walk. 
	This allows us to perfect the professional looking group stance which 
	ensures that the live opportunity isn't wasted.
	
	Anyway, back to the walk... Neil, being the expert, set his camera on a 
	twenty second setting whilst Sean decided that two seconds would be 
	sufficient. This resulted in the following 'action' shot...
	
	

	
	Sean, unable to beat the two second camera setting fails miserably.
	
	The tomfoolery didn't stop there. A second attempt with the two cameras was 
	badly mistimed which resulted in another 'action' shot...
	
	

	
	Sean fails to beat the clock for a second time.
	
	The third attempt proved successful and we could now enjoy the rest of the 
	day's walk. Interestingly, eight years later, a BBC World Service employee 
	asked me if she could use some of the photos above for an article she was 
	writing linked to the use of selfie sticks and the perils of self-timers. 
	The article can be found below....
	
	
BBC article on 
	selfie-sticks and self-timers
	
	The route takes a slightly convoluted route out of Fort William 
	in order to hit the tourist hotspot that is Neptune's Staircase. As we 
	ventured further to the west the view up to Ben Nevis and the Mamores began 
	to open up. Things were getting exciting. 
	
	

	
	Walking alongside Loch Linnhe with Ben Nevis and the Mamores rising 
	majestically behind us. To the right of us was a shitty council estate that 
	looked like something out of 'Trainspotting'.
	
	
	
	Jane helps Alison out. They didn't yet know it but they were about to spend 
	more time together than expected.
	
	The initial walking pace was surprisingly good which meant that we covered 
	the first three miles in just over one hour. The walk to Clunes was a pretty 
	straightforward fourteen miles so the pace lowered in an attempt to make a 
	day of it. We didn't want to hit the Spean Bridge Hotel's bar at 
	mid-afternoon for obvious reasons.
	
	

	
	Happy days at Neptune's Staircase - however, the smile wouldn't last for 
	long.
	
	We reached the highpoint of the first day's walk, Neptune's Staircase, and 
	er, looked at the locks which to some people might be really interesting. We 
	took the obligatory photos, watched a few boats dropping from lock to lock 
	and then ventured onwards. Venturing onwards involved following the path at 
	the side of the Caledonian Canal. 
	
	The first couple of miles were really enjoyable but we then noticed that the 
	following three miles were almost identical. A canal with trees next to it 
	is a canal with trees next to it - there really wasn't a lot to see.
	
	

	
	The team stop for a map check. How much more of this bloody canal path is 
	there left to go?
	
	Not a great deal happened until we hit Gairlochy. This was initially 
	intended to be the finishing point for day one but concerns about a twenty 
	two mile second day forced us to add an extra five miles and head for 
	Clunes. The owner of the Spean Bridge Hotel was called from Gairlochy and a 
	pickup time agreed.
	
	The walk from Gairlochy to Clunes was a great improvement. The path left the 
	road and followed the wooded shoreline of Loch Lochy. 
	
	The views over the loch were superb, the weather was excellent and everybody 
	was feeling groovy.
	
	

	
	At last! scenic forest walking to soothe the stresses of canal overload.
	
	
	
	A view along the length of Loch Lochy. The next day's walk would see us 
	walking through the forest visible on the left-hand shore.Loch Lochy is 
	world famous for its unbelievable slant to the west (Photo: Neil Scott 
	Professional Photography) - what prevents the water from draining away?
	
	A combination of warmer weather and a never-ending final couple of miles 
	meant that we were all ready for the Spean Bridge Hotel and the liquid 
	refreshments on offer. Unfortunately, as the manager of the hotel had to 
	perform the sixteen mile round trip on three occasions the final party 
	didn't get to the hotel until well past five o'clock.
	
	

	
	Clunes and the end of day one. Alison, Jane, Ann and Gordon took the first 
	lift. Sean, Macca, Neil and Ken took the second with Nick, Mike and Dave 
	bravely taking the final lift - seven hours later!
	
	A relatively quiet night followed with certain team members taking an early 
	night in preparation for the following day's seventeen mile hike to Fort 
	Augustus. 
	
	Mike had a Steak & Ale pie for his dinner which started something of a trend 
	for the week. The amount of time wasted by the three trips to and from 
	Clunes resulted in an alternative form of transport being offered for the 
	morning - a minibus. Well, a minibus without seats or windows. 
	
	The offer was accepted which meant that we would all start the next day's 
	walk at the same time and prevent the need to adopt a staggered approach. 
	The weather had been far better than expected but the forecast for the 
	following couple of days wasn't good. Would the rain hit as forecast?
	
DAY 2 - Clunes to Fort Augustus
	
	We awoke to bright skies and the odd midge.
	
	The morning's plan was to eat brekkie, limber up and then jump into the back 
	of the minibus (the one without windows and seats) in order to attack the 
	seventeen miler to Fort Augustus in a 'commando' style. Sean decided he'd 
	sit in the front in order to provide directions, if any were needed, and to 
	make sure that we weren't being taken to a local pulping factory - a common 
	practice in many West Highland hotels. 
	
	Dave Swarbs kindly decided to take the other front seat in order to save as 
	much space as possible for the illegal immigrants in the back. Jane then 
	decided that the squalor and darkness in the back would result in projectile 
	vomiting so Jane replaced Dave in the front. Dave finally wedged himself 
	into the back after much groaning and moaning.
	
	We were all packed in - off we went.
	
	

	
	Commandos Barber and Darlington don their Top Gun shades in readiness for 
	the attack on Fort Augustus. Nick is wearing his 007 watch which is packed 
	with semtex whilst Gordon is carrying a particularly nasty set of Asparagus 
	tips he picked shortly before the walk. This look was the result of watching 
	an historical account of the Gulf War during the previous evening.
	
	The minibus (the one without windows and seats) set off with only the odd 
	murmur emanating from the back - that was the case until the driver took a 
	bend rather sharply and then, a couple of miles later, had to brake hard in 
	order to avoid hitting an oncoming Forestry Commission van. The Brownian 
	Motionesque antics in the back resulted in Macca mounting Ann, Mike mounting 
	Dave and Ken mounting Neil. 
	
	A major catastrophe was averted when the movements set off the countdown 
	timer on Nick's semtex watch. As the team awaited a horrible death the 
	actual point of detonation resulted in a failing 'boing' spring sound - at 
	that moment Nick realised that a £6.99 'Action Man' watch bought from 
	Longton Market wasn't the highly sophisticated piece of Swiss engineering he 
	thought it was.
	
	Unfortunately, one of Gordon's Asparagus tips pierced his left testicle 
	which goes to prove that vegetables may still have a part to play in modern 
	warfare.
	
	

	
	69 Commando (otherwise known as the Queen's Bordering on the Ridiculous 
	Regiment) about to pounce.
	
	We arrived at Clunes, jumped out of the minibus, removed Aspargus tips, 
	donned rucsacs and set off into Clunes Forest in lovely sunshine. The rain 
	was nowhere to be seen.
	
	

	
	The start of day two: A view over the southern end of Loch Lochy to Ben 
	Nevis and the Aonachs.
	
	Alison was walking rather gingerly. She had complained of a smallish blister 
	during the previous night but hoped that a minor application of Compeed 
	would save the day.
	
	A gently undulating walked ensued through Clunes Forest. Quicker walkers 
	pushed on and the waited for the slower groups at regular intervals - 
	approximately every three minutes.
	
	

	
	'Alison's last smile' - in Clunes Forest.
	
	Alison's pace began to slow as the walk progressed. The blisters were 
	beginning to take their toll and then, suddenly..... ...Jane also began to 
	slow.
	
	The two '100%' ladies were injured. 
	
	The conquerors' of the West Highland Way, the Cumbria Way and the Dales Way 
	were struggling and there were still many miles until we reached the day's 
	end at Fort Augustus.
	
	Sean and Gordon walked at a snail's pace in order to pacify their loved 
	ones. Luckily, this also meant we could walk alongside the two Daves who 
	appeared to be pacifying each other.
	
	

	
	Walking below Coire Glas. Sron a' Choire Ghairbh (935m) is hidden in the 
	cloud.
	
	We reached the end of the forest and enjoyed a short rest at Laggan Locks.
	
	

	
	Macca performs a stress test on one of the Laggan Lock's lock gates.
	
	It was decided that it was too early to eat lunch as there was still another 
	ten miles of walking to negotiate. 
	
	On we marched.
	
	The walk edged along the wooded edges of the Caledonian Canal until it 
	reached North Laggan where we crossed over to the east side of Loch Oich. 
	The walking was flat and scenic but for some it seemed endless.
	
	The path then edged it's way along the side of Loch Oich for over four miles 
	but we decided to stop at the ten mile point (two miles into the Loch Oich 
	section) for lunch. A small clearing, with rough scree on one side and 
	slightly damp grass on the other, was the only usable lunch spot we could 
	find. Some of us found a rock to sit whilst others lay on the grass.
	
	

	
	Lunch and contemplation at the side of Loch Oich.
	
	The midges began to assemble so it was time to go. The last two miles of 
	Loch Oich seemed to take an age as both Alison's and Jane's pace dropped 
	alarmingly but a group photo stop at the end of the Loch lifted the spirits.
	
	
	We were back to the sides of the canal for the final five mile stretch to 
	Fort Augustus but the hotel was another mile out of town.
	
	

	
	A group shot on a bridge over the Calder Burn. Smiles and blisters 
	everywhere apart from Nick who is still visibly gutted about his watch.
	
	Cullochy Loch was the next minor stopping point on the walk. This gave Neil 
	an opportunity to delight in the fact that the royal family had visited the 
	area in 1958 - the photo below shows just how excited he was....
	
	

	
	'A True Brit'
	
	Kytra Loch, a further two miles, was the next place of interest. A longer 
	stop was enjoyed as many members of the team decided to make the most of the 
	soft grass, scenic surroundings and the various lock paraphernalia that 
	could be used to stretch aching limbs.
	
	

	
	Dave having a good stretch at Kytra Loch.....
	
	
	
	....Alison dreaming about Rome. Hard luck - you've already been!
	
	We reached Fort Augustus in dribs and drabs. 
	
	Mike and Neil formed the first group with the rest arriving sometime later. 
	Fort Augustus was in full holiday flow. Mike and Neil enjoyed a sneaky pint 
	or two whilst Sean searched every shop in town for more Compeed for Alison - 
	there was nothing to be had apart from a cooling ice cream.
	
	The hotel was still a mile away so the day's walking wasn't over yet. As 
	Ann, Ken, Sean and Alison walked up the driveway of the Inchnacardoch Lodge 
	Hotel a taxi arrived carrying Nick and Jane. Jane had had enough and had 
	called it a day. 
	
	Alison had already decided to do the same. We checked into the hotel, 
	carried our bags to the rooms and watched the remainder of the team arrive 
	from the windows of the hotel...
	
	

	
	Dave marches up to the Inchnacardoch Lodge after an eighteen mile cracker!
	
	The Inchnacardoch Lodge was excellent - great food and a lively bar meant 
	that a good night was had by all with Mike, feeling adventurous, continuing 
	to gorge on Steak & Ale pie for the second night in a row. 
	
	Even Alison and Jane managed to forget the trials of the day's walk and in 
	Alison's case a set of blisters that Nick would have been proud of. The wine 
	and lager flowed until a decision was made to plough into the whisky. The 
	impromptu whisky tasting session continued well into the night which 
	resulted in much mirth and merriment even though we had lost two of the 
	team's stalwarts.
	
	We retired to our rooms. Neil performed a somersault as he failed miserably 
	in picking up his dropped keys whilst Sean and Gordon contemplated walking 
	without their loved ones - the women who had been at their side on every day 
	of every walk. 
	
	Alison's new boots had let her down whereas Jane, suffering from a calf 
	problem, also developed blisters.
	
	Now they were gone.
	
	How would the men cope?
	
DAY 3 - Fort Augustus to Invermoriston
	
	The morning arrived. 
	
	We awoke and prepared for an easy nine miler to Invermoriston along the 
	shores of Loch Ness. 
	
	Gordon and Sean made a tearful farewell to Jane and Alison who had arranged 
	to get a lift into Fort Augustus and catch the main bus to Fort William.
	
	
	The plan was to pick up the car and drive back up to Invermoriston later 
	that day. Nick had decided that his ankle wasn't feeling up to the walk so 
	decided to join them. We were down to eight. The weather was glorious again 
	despite the forecast of rain coming in from the west.
	
	After waiting for an age for 'Whisky Mike', who for some strange reason 
	didn't feel like any breakfast, we were ready to set off. The walk started 
	steeply up a wooded hillside before levelling off and providing easy walking 
	above Loch Ness. Dave and Macca set off fifteen minutes early but were soon 
	caught up.
	
	

	
	Looking north along Loch Ness. Is that rain in the distance?
	
	Gordon and Sean were really enjoying walking without Jane and Alison - the 
	group had a right laugh! No more treading carefully around controversial 
	sexist comments meant that the conversation flowed but the men had to make 
	sure that Ann wasn't in range. 
	
	The men were convinced that Jane and Alison had instructed Ann to keep an 
	ear out for any rogue comments as part of a nightly reporting process so 
	with this in mind, the group cleverly ensured Ann maintained a position in 
	the middle of the group so she could be 'watched'.
	
	Gordon explained that the planned marriage to Jane had been cancelled as he 
	was unsure about getting hitched to a girl with feet like a Hobbit. The team 
	begged him to reconsider but he was having none of it. 
	
	The route continued in a rather monotonous fashion through the woods above 
	the Loch.
	
	

	
	A deviously complex code consisting of false bird calls and flatulence 
	helped the front and rear male parties maintain awareness regarding Ann's 
	position and possible use of mobile phone - just in case!
	
	
	
	Red alert, red alert! - Ken performs heroics in alerting the male members of 
	the team, using the pre-arranged sign, of Ann's use of her mobile phone. It 
	was a false alarm as she was simply texting her daughter, Mary. Look at the 
	size of that trunk!
	
	With only two or three miles to go we finally hit the rain. 
	
	The shower was of sufficient force to warrant the use of waterproofs and 
	with no end to the rain being in sight Sean, Gordon and Mike decided to step 
	on and get to our destination - Invermoriston. A sweaty fifteen minutes 
	later saw the end of the rain and a still, warm, damp climate that meant 
	that the midges were in full battle mode. 
	
	A few of the team 'midged' up whilst others decided that cracking on would 
	be the best course of action. After all, there was only a mile to go. Or was 
	there? The path continued to take us deeper into Glenmoriston than shown on 
	the OS 1:50000 map. 
	
	At one point there was a detour caused by erosion but this appeared to be 
	much further on than the 'official' route shown on the map. Had the 1:50000 
	OS map being updated before the Great Glen Way's route had been finalised?
	
	

	
	What the map says.
	
	
	
	Where the route goes - an extra two miles.
	
	
	
	Thanks! Good job it's not muggy and midgey.
	
	So, three miles later, we finally reached Invermoriston and the Glenmoriston 
	Arms Hotel, our base for the night. 
	
	Sean, Mike and Gordon arrived first with the others following on later. 
	Alison, Jane and Nick were still on their travels so it was up to the front 
	runners to begin the tough task of checking out the bar. 
	
	It was only early afternoon so we had to maintain a high level of 'bar 
	discipline' in order to avoid getting absolutely 'Captain Pugwashed'. Ann 
	was moving at a slow pace due to a back problem - were we going to lose all 
	of the team's ladeez?
	
	Eventually, after the arrival of the Fort William Compeed team, we were back 
	to the full complement of eleven.
	
	

	
	Macca swooped to get this image of Dave taking a photo of a plaque.
	
	The food in the Glenmoriston Arms Hotel was great as was the wine. 
	
	The antics of the previous night meant that the team followed a strict 
	no-whisky rule and retired to the hotel lounge where a game of Trivial 
	Pursuit began, hosted by everybody's favourite quizmaster - Neil Scott.
	
	

	
	Mike refuses to believe that he has a Steak & Ale pie problem. That's three 
	nights on the trot and three mornings with the trots.
	
	
	
	Neil trying to convince the team of how his hip was to blame for the 
	previous night's break dancing.Seriously, Neil's hip was giving him some 
	grief so a touch of Yoga was administered.
	
	We had been lucky during the day as we only experienced an hour of rain. As 
	we looked out of the window of the hotel lounge we could see that the rain, 
	as forecast, had become heavier and more prolonged. 
	
	The forecast for the following day's march to Drumnadrochit wasn't good and 
	the owner of the hotel confirmed this, along with the fact that the 
	following day's walk was the steepest and most arduous of the Great Glen 
	Way, on at least eight occasions.
	
	We retired to our rooms in readiness for a day of rain and gradients.
	
DAY 4 - Glenmoriston to Drumnadrochit
	
	As we paid the hotel bill the owner of the Glenmoriston Arms Hotel reminded 
	us yet again of the fact that today's walk was the toughest of the Great 
	Glen Way. 
	
	He also reminded us that although the previous night's rain had blown over 
	and left bright skies and warm sunshine that the forecast was for heavy 
	rain.
	
	Nick returned to the fold with new walking shoes and a pair of waterproof 
	socks. Ann's back seemed OK so she too continued. Would they complete the 
	day? Neil wasn't feeling overly confident about his hip so opted for an 
	early start and set off on his own. Ann, Nick and Gordon were next to leave 
	followed by Macca and Dave. 
	
	Sean, Ken and Mike formed the rear. The route climbed steeply for five 
	hundred feet into the forest directly behind the hotel. As the weather was 
	sunny and warm Ken decided to don his waterproof top and leggings whereas 
	Sean and Mike decided to 'pump it' big style and soon caught up with Macca 
	and Dave.
	
	

	
	The initial morning sweat coupled with a 500ft climb caused Sean to steam.
	
	As the mist, which had formed around Sean's head cleared, the path came into 
	view again so off we went. Ken decided that there really was no need for his 
	waterproofs and disrobed.
	
	The combination of the early morning air, the sunlight and the forest made 
	for an enjoyable start to the walk. The path, although fairly wide, seemed 
	more rustic than the forest roads encountered during the previous day's walk 
	which provided a more adventurous feel.
	
	

	
	Early morning light in the Creag Nan Eun forest.
	
	
	
	The first stop after the ascent. The sweat in Ken's waterproofs was 
	attracting extraterrestrial visitors whilst Dave marvels at Sean's steam.
	
	
	
	Is this the greatest ghost image ever captured? At the time Macca believed 
	that only Mike and Dave were in the shot. The ghostly image of the steaming 
	madman of the Creag Nan Eun forest only appeared after the photo was taken 
	off the camera.
	
	The early ascent peaked at a rough manmade stone seat which was located a 
	short distance off the official path. As the main path was surrounded by 
	firs the openness of the seat provided us with far reaching views over Loch 
	Ness - a grand sight!
	
	

	
	The view over Loch Ness from the stone seat.
	
	
	
	Mike being silly at the stone seat.
	
	The team, still fragmented, continued to plough on through the forest. Neil 
	was still out on his own with Ann, Nick and Gordon following behind. Sean 
	and Mike splintered away from Ken, Macca and Dave - a move which resulted in 
	an hilarious comedy moment. Sean and Mike came across a cave-like shelter 
	containing a bench seat at the side of the route. 
	
	The shelter had to be investigated so in they went. As the shelter was 
	hidden from the path a decision was made to wait for Ken and then scream 
	like Banshees as soon as he passed the cave. Sean and Mike waited, being 
	careful not to scream at another walking group who we had met a couple of 
	miles earlier. That would have been rather embarrassing.
	
	Ken gave his identity away when nearing the cave by announcing the fact to 
	Macca and Dave - 'Hey look, there's a cave here'. Sean and Mike screamed 
	into action, hoping Ken would fall backwards into the forest and tumble into 
	oblivion. 
	
	Ken looked startled for a second and then laughed. It was a bit of a let 
	down. Sean and Mike had sat in the cave for at least five minutes and were 
	now suffering from exposure. Ken has obviously been screamed at on many 
	occasions.
	
	

	
	Screaming Ken's crazy cave.
	
	The various groups maintained regular contact along the route. The feeling 
	was that Neil would slow as the day progressed due to his hip but he 
	maintained a steady pace and forged ahead. The route descended to a point 
	that was roughly a hundred and fifty feet above the Loch but then ascended 
	gradually up to a height of over a thousand feet. 
	
	The route zigged and zagged along the side of the hill and finally levelled 
	out. The views over the Loch opened up, the effort was more than worth it.
	
	

	
	Nearing the day's highpoint. Dave battles on with the Great Glen to his 
	right.
	
	The path became narrower as it descended through Ruskich Wood but soon 
	turned into a forest road. After a couple of miles the forest walking, and 
	the monstrous ant hills, ended and the scenery changed to gently rolling 
	farmland. 
	
	The rear group consisting of Sean, Mike, Ken, Macca and Dave ate lunch in a 
	leafy glade which was conveniently midge-free - all was well with the world. 
	The route climbed gently through the last remaining part of the forest and 
	finally reached the road which would be followed for nearly all of the 
	remaining six miles.
	
	

	
	Mike, Macca and Ken at the end of the forest near Grotaig.
	
	The way took gently ascending route along the road. Loch Ness was now out of 
	view but the small hills of Creag Dhreag and Meall Fuar-mhonaidh looked well 
	to our left.
	
	

	
	Looking back along the road - Meall Fuar-mhonaidh (699m) is the main peak.
	
	The route entered another, smaller, forest and then left the road to descent 
	into Glen Urquhart. As is usually the case at the end of the day, the final 
	couple of miles into Drumnadrochit seemed to take an age. 
	
	This wasn't helped by the fact that a gap in the forest provided us with a 
	clear view of the hotel - it seemed tantalizingly close. Neil, Ann, Gordon 
	and Nick had already reached Drumnadrochit by the time that the rear guard 
	had arrived. Alison and Jane had returned from their Inverness shopping trip 
	so a group of us met at the The Fiddlers for a pint of something pint-like.
	
	
	The weather had been excellent but the skies were darkening as we sat 
	outside drinking our pint-likes - so much for the weather forecast, again!
	
	

	
	Hhhmmm - pints at the Fiddlers. Only one day to go! Hang on, there's that 
	ghost again.
	
	We booked into the Fiddlers for our evening nosh up where more good food and 
	wine was devoured. Mike did not, I repeat, did not, order Steak & Ale pie. 
	Ann and Nick had completed the day without any major complaints and reported 
	ready for action for the final day's walk to Inverness. Food eaten, we 
	returned to the bar in the Loch Ness Visitor Centre hotel for a couple of 
	pints and watched the rain come down. 
	
	Friday had originally been forecast as the best day of the week weather-wise 
	but there was a strong chance that it could be the worst.
	
DAY 5 - Drumnadrochit - Inverness
	
	The rain from the previous night had cleared but there was a dampish feel to 
	the day. 
	
	The skies were grey but the mood was good. Everyone, apart from Alison and 
	Jane, were on for the final day and the twenty miles to Inverness. As the 
	team walked along the A82 Alison sped past in her car and peeped her horn.
	
	
	Dave's mood dropped as he realised that the car was travelling towards 
	Inverness at sixty miles per hour as opposed to our two miles per hour pace. 
	The first couple of miles of the route followed the A82 and helped eased the 
	limbs by being as flat as a pancake. 
	
	Urquhart Castle could be seen to the right - off we went.
	
	

	
	Urquhart Castle from the slopes of Cnoc Fhearchair.
	
	The way turned away from the road and took a rising route across the 
	hillside. A thousand feet of climbing was the order of the day, which came 
	as a shock to some, but the excellent forest walking made up for it. 
	
	The forest was dark, dank and mysterious - the path zigged and zagged in a 
	similar vein to the previous days walk but on this day all we could see was 
	trees.
	
	

	
	The deep, dark forest of dankness. Dave was really enjoying it by now.
	
	Up and up we went with the odd stop for a breather. A drinks stop was 
	enjoyed at a viewpoint but we had to crack on as there was still nearly 
	fifteen miles of walking to be done.
	
	

	
	A quick breather stop. Ann was plodding on as she 'felt better on the move'. 
	Nothing to do with your spying instructions then?
	
	We left the first forest stage and entered an area where tree felling had 
	taken place. The rain started to come down and it looked like it may be set 
	for the day but it soon stopped which meant that the waterproofs could go 
	back into the rucsacs.
	
	As Ann's back was still the cause of some grief and with Macca's knees 
	beginning to ache the pace wasn't exactly electrifying. We eventually 
	reached the high point of the Great Glen Way which was marked by an official 
	marker - we guessed that we were approx twelve hundred feet up?
	
	Time for a bit of Neil Scott timer photography!
	
	

	
	The unofficial shot taken at the highest point of the Great Glen Way.
	
	
	
	The official shot, the one that's been sent to the Queen.
	
	The route stuck to the forest for another four miles until we reached 
	Ladycairn where the forest ended and the road crossed open moor land. The 
	weather had improved and the views to the west and east opened up.
	
	

	
	Macca strides purposefully across the moor. Except that he wasn't - his 
	knees were slowly turning into porridge by this point.
	
	As we walked towards Blackfold and the ancient pine forest the weather to 
	the east looked decidedly dodgy. It was just a matter of time before the 
	rain hit us and so, half an hour later, it was waterproof time again. 
	
	The rain began to fall as we entered the forest and was beginning to look 
	like we were in for a soaking but, as was the case on day three, it soon 
	stopped and the waterproofs were retired to the rucsacs yet again.
	
	

	
	Off with the waterproofs!
	
	The pine forest continued for another three miles, three miles which 
	consisted of trees to the left and more trees to the right with a dry stone 
	wall to keep us company. For some it was time to get going and blast the 
	miles away whereas for others it was a case of grin and bear it.
	
	Eventually, the forest walking ended at a small pool. Inverness could now be 
	seen in the distance.
	
	

	
	Yes! - Inverness at last! We'll be there in ten minutes.
	
	We could see the end. How far now? - two miles? maybe two and a half? 
	
	Er, no, it's four miles actually. We dropped off the hill, Macca really 
	enjoyed that bit, walked through the old hospital, through an housing estate 
	and alongside a golf course before reaching our old friend, the Caledonian 
	Canal.
	
	For some reason the Caledonian Canal has the effect of making people walk 
	rather slowly. 
	
	Macca was suffering to an extent that was painful to watch whereas Ann 
	called upon Mike to help her undress.
	
	

	
	Ann calls for Mike's services on realising that she can no longer bend down. 
	Macca can be seen hobbling around the corner.
	
	Sean rang Alison to inform her of our impending arrival. 
	
	Alison and Jane were to celebrate our arrival at the castle with ticker 
	tape, champagne and cakes. We couldn't wait.
	
	Thanks to Macca and his bloody knees it took us an age to reach the castle. 
	Alison and Jane had to drink the champagne and eat the cakes in order to 
	prevent themselves from starving to death as they waited, and waited and 
	waited. We reached the River Ness and followed it's banks through a rather 
	scenic park. 
	
	At the point where the cathedral could seen over the water the route veered 
	to the right and then, all of a sudden, we reached the castle - Twenty miles 
	had been walked.
	
	

	
	Macca, only hours from death, finally reaches the castle and the end of the 
	Great Glen Way.Alison and Jane can be seen to the left. They had been 
	waiting for nearly three hours.
	
	We stood by the finishing point for the obligatory team photo (minus Alison 
	and Jane)....
	
	

	
	The end of the Great Glen Way.
	
	Only Alison and Jane failed to finish with Nick missing a single day. 
	
	How will the two girls cope with next years walk? Where will next years walk 
	take us? Will Macca's knees and Ann's back ever return to normal? Will Mike 
	be able to wean himself off Steak & Ale pie? Will Neil finally break into 
	the world of break dancing?
	
	The shocking weather that had been forecast for the week failed to 
	materialise as only a couple of hours of rain was encountered whilst on the 
	walk - unbelievably lucky. Another bonus was that the Great Glen Way had 
	turned out to be more scenic than expected, especially after the monotony of 
	the first day.
	
	After checking in to the hotel we met in the bar and moved onto the Indian 
	restaurant booked by Alison and Jane earlier in the day. Sean, Neil and 
	Macca were hit by the hottest curry imaginable - far worse than the effort 
	experienced in Keswick a couple of years earlier. 
	
	After eating a third of the meal and alerting the waiter to the fact that 
	the Madras was rather too warm he kindly returned and offered the entire 
	table a free round. Mike ordered a Steak & Ale Bhoona.
	
	

	
	Neil struggles to eat a bonfire of a madras.
	
	
	
	Free drinks - thanks to the fire eaters!
	
	It rained for most of the following day which emphasised just how lucky we 
	had been. We all took the bus to Culloden, apart from Ann who was still 
	suffering from back ache, where we wandered over the battlefield and took in 
	the museum.
	
	

	
	Dave Swarbs was game and dressed up as the Duke of Cumberland.Note how the 
	walk had affected the size of Neil's legs.
	
	Saturday, our final night, and a table in the local Tapas restaurant was 
	booked. Yet again the wine and San Miguel flowed freely and a good time was 
	had by all.
	
	

	
	All smiles at the Tapas. Nick's still pissed about his watch.
	
	We took in a pub by the river and then returned to the hotel where a 
	nightcap was ordered before retiring to bed.
	
	

	
	The pub by the river.
	
	Another walk had come to an end but there is one more, rather sad, story to 
	tell.... Alison and Jane's failure to complete the walk shocked the people 
	of the Highlands so much that they placed a memorial plaque on the very spot 
	where they both fell on day two....
	
	
	
	Every day, children from the local school visit the plaque and quietly 
	remember the sad, sad day when the Great Glen Way ended for those two brave 
	girls. Anyway, less of that bollocks, here's this year's injury list...
	
		
			| Walker | 
			Blisters | 
			Back | 
			Downstairs 
			Distemper | 
			Plantar fasciitis | 
			Hip | 
			Midge bites | 
			Knee | 
		
		
			| Sean | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
		
		
			| Alison | 
			X | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
		
		
			| Ken | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
		
		
			| Mike | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			X | 
			 | 
		
		
			| Nick | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			X | 
			 | 
			X | 
			 | 
		
		
			| Ann | 
			 | 
			X | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			X | 
			 | 
		
		
			| Gordon | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
		
		
			| Dave | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
		
		
			| Jane | 
			X | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
		
		
			| Macca | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			 | 
			X | 
		
		
			| Neil | 
			 | 
			 | 
			X | 
			 | 
			X | 
			 | 
			 | 
		
	
	
	
	
	Macca's Leek Post and Times article - 'intensive 5 day walk'?, 'flood 
	threats'?
	
Through the Lens of Dave
	
	As the entire collection of Great Glen Way photo's was brought together it 
	was noted that one of the walkers, Dave Swarbrook, possessed a talent that 
	he probably wasn't aware of. Here is some of his very special camera 
	work....
	
	

	
	In this shot Dave managed to make his subjects, Ken and Nick, look at their 
	best with a cheery face and wide smile.
	
	
	
	In this shot of the Fairy Glen, Dave manages to use his macro function along 
	with his bracketing and over exposure setting to make the glen appear like a 
	pool of mud with some litter in it. It's not as easy as it looks!
	
	
	
	The classic study of 'Neil stood next to a bin'.
	
	
	
	Certain scenes unfold along the way which are begging to be captured for 
	posterity. This wasn't one of them.
	
	
	
	If you couldn't tell what Dave had focused on maybe his second effort 
	will clear things up? No? - thought not.
	
	
	
	In this shot Dave manages to achieve a picture quality which is usually only 
	obtained by the use of a home made camera.
	
	
	
	In this shot Dave finally manages to grasp the concept of focus but loses 
	valuable marks on subject positioning.
	
	
	
	Many beautiful scenes unfolded before our eyes as we walked along the Great 
	Glen. This is probably one of the best.
	
	
	
	Dave managed to capture this remarkable image by fixing his camera to the 
	spokes of a moving mountain bike. Not a common approach but the result is 
	something to behold.