Great Glen Way - July 23rd-27th 2007

Neil Scott, Jane Salt, Gordon Darlington, Dave Swarbrook, Dave McNeaney,
Nick Barber, Ken Hodgkinson, Ann Baxter, Alison Bond, Sean Bond, Mike
Riley
DAY 1 - Fort William to Clunes
Following on from the Dales Way and one of the hottest summers on record
came the Great Glen Way and the wettest summer on record.
Much frantic checking of the Met Office website during the weeks leading up
to the walk had resulted in the team resigning themselves to getting wet -
very wet.
The Great Glen Way had attracted eleven walkers, the biggest team by far,
but with the walk being fairly gentle when compared to the efforts of
previous years the general feeling was that this was to be the first walk to
get a 100% completion record since the West Highland Way.
Only the weather could prevent us from reaching our ultimate goal,
Inverness, 75 miles away. The team travelled up to Fort William on the
Sunday and congregated in the bar of the Alexandra Hotel where the sadly
predictable act of downing large amounts of food, beer and wine began.
We awoke to nice bright skies and set off on challenge number four - The
Great Glen Way.
The first challenge was failed with flying colours. The simple task of
finding the official start of the walk proved to be somewhat tricky despite
the use of a detailed guide book, two GPS systems and numerous maps. After
retracing our steps and actually following the route in the guide we
eventually found the start of the walk. The second challenge of the day was
to obtain the 'official' starting team photo.
At last - the 'official' starting team photo. Sean had already ran 3 miles.
We couldn't find any locals to assist with the photography so Neil and
Sean reverted to photo camera automation technology, which Neil is an expert
at, in order to get all eleven members in shot. The two cameras were placed
on a bench which was approximately twenty yards from the team, who were now
in their official team shot stances.
Many of you readers probably don't know that the team practice their stance
for the official starting team photo many months in advance of the walk.
This allows us to perfect the professional looking group stance which
ensures that the live opportunity isn't wasted.
Anyway, back to the walk... Neil, being the expert, set his camera on a
twenty second setting whilst Sean decided that two seconds would be
sufficient. This resulted in the following 'action' shot...

Sean, unable to beat the two second camera setting fails miserably.
The tomfoolery didn't stop there. A second attempt with the two cameras was
badly mistimed which resulted in another 'action' shot...

Sean fails to beat the clock for a second time.
The third attempt proved successful and we could now enjoy the rest of the
day's walk. Interestingly, eight years later, a BBC World Service employee
asked me if she could use some of the photos above for an article she was
writing linked to the use of selfie sticks and the perils of self-timers.
The article can be found below....
BBC article on
selfie-sticks and self-timers
The route takes a slightly convoluted route out of Fort William
in order to hit the tourist hotspot that is Neptune's Staircase. As we
ventured further to the west the view up to Ben Nevis and the Mamores began
to open up. Things were getting exciting.

Walking alongside Loch Linnhe with Ben Nevis and the Mamores rising
majestically behind us. To the right of us was a shitty council estate that
looked like something out of 'Trainspotting'.

Jane helps Alison out. They didn't yet know it but they were about to spend
more time together than expected.
The initial walking pace was surprisingly good which meant that we covered
the first three miles in just over one hour. The walk to Clunes was a pretty
straightforward fourteen miles so the pace lowered in an attempt to make a
day of it. We didn't want to hit the Spean Bridge Hotel's bar at
mid-afternoon for obvious reasons.

Happy days at Neptune's Staircase - however, the smile wouldn't last for
long.
We reached the highpoint of the first day's walk, Neptune's Staircase, and
er, looked at the locks which to some people might be really interesting. We
took the obligatory photos, watched a few boats dropping from lock to lock
and then ventured onwards. Venturing onwards involved following the path at
the side of the Caledonian Canal.
The first couple of miles were really enjoyable but we then noticed that the
following three miles were almost identical. A canal with trees next to it
is a canal with trees next to it - there really wasn't a lot to see.

The team stop for a map check. How much more of this bloody canal path is
there left to go?
Not a great deal happened until we hit Gairlochy. This was initially
intended to be the finishing point for day one but concerns about a twenty
two mile second day forced us to add an extra five miles and head for
Clunes. The owner of the Spean Bridge Hotel was called from Gairlochy and a
pickup time agreed.
The walk from Gairlochy to Clunes was a great improvement. The path left the
road and followed the wooded shoreline of Loch Lochy.
The views over the loch were superb, the weather was excellent and everybody
was feeling groovy.

At last! scenic forest walking to soothe the stresses of canal overload.

A view along the length of Loch Lochy. The next day's walk would see us
walking through the forest visible on the left-hand shore.Loch Lochy is
world famous for its unbelievable slant to the west (Photo: Neil Scott
Professional Photography) - what prevents the water from draining away?
A combination of warmer weather and a never-ending final couple of miles
meant that we were all ready for the Spean Bridge Hotel and the liquid
refreshments on offer. Unfortunately, as the manager of the hotel had to
perform the sixteen mile round trip on three occasions the final party
didn't get to the hotel until well past five o'clock.

Clunes and the end of day one. Alison, Jane, Ann and Gordon took the first
lift. Sean, Macca, Neil and Ken took the second with Nick, Mike and Dave
bravely taking the final lift - seven hours later!
A relatively quiet night followed with certain team members taking an early
night in preparation for the following day's seventeen mile hike to Fort
Augustus.
Mike had a Steak & Ale pie for his dinner which started something of a trend
for the week. The amount of time wasted by the three trips to and from
Clunes resulted in an alternative form of transport being offered for the
morning - a minibus. Well, a minibus without seats or windows.
The offer was accepted which meant that we would all start the next day's
walk at the same time and prevent the need to adopt a staggered approach.
The weather had been far better than expected but the forecast for the
following couple of days wasn't good. Would the rain hit as forecast?
DAY 2 - Clunes to Fort Augustus
We awoke to bright skies and the odd midge.
The morning's plan was to eat brekkie, limber up and then jump into the back
of the minibus (the one without windows and seats) in order to attack the
seventeen miler to Fort Augustus in a 'commando' style. Sean decided he'd
sit in the front in order to provide directions, if any were needed, and to
make sure that we weren't being taken to a local pulping factory - a common
practice in many West Highland hotels.
Dave Swarbs kindly decided to take the other front seat in order to save as
much space as possible for the illegal immigrants in the back. Jane then
decided that the squalor and darkness in the back would result in projectile
vomiting so Jane replaced Dave in the front. Dave finally wedged himself
into the back after much groaning and moaning.
We were all packed in - off we went.

Commandos Barber and Darlington don their Top Gun shades in readiness for
the attack on Fort Augustus. Nick is wearing his 007 watch which is packed
with semtex whilst Gordon is carrying a particularly nasty set of Asparagus
tips he picked shortly before the walk. This look was the result of watching
an historical account of the Gulf War during the previous evening.
The minibus (the one without windows and seats) set off with only the odd
murmur emanating from the back - that was the case until the driver took a
bend rather sharply and then, a couple of miles later, had to brake hard in
order to avoid hitting an oncoming Forestry Commission van. The Brownian
Motionesque antics in the back resulted in Macca mounting Ann, Mike mounting
Dave and Ken mounting Neil.
A major catastrophe was averted when the movements set off the countdown
timer on Nick's semtex watch. As the team awaited a horrible death the
actual point of detonation resulted in a failing 'boing' spring sound - at
that moment Nick realised that a £6.99 'Action Man' watch bought from
Longton Market wasn't the highly sophisticated piece of Swiss engineering he
thought it was.
Unfortunately, one of Gordon's Asparagus tips pierced his left testicle
which goes to prove that vegetables may still have a part to play in modern
warfare.

69 Commando (otherwise known as the Queen's Bordering on the Ridiculous
Regiment) about to pounce.
We arrived at Clunes, jumped out of the minibus, removed Aspargus tips,
donned rucsacs and set off into Clunes Forest in lovely sunshine. The rain
was nowhere to be seen.

The start of day two: A view over the southern end of Loch Lochy to Ben
Nevis and the Aonachs.
Alison was walking rather gingerly. She had complained of a smallish blister
during the previous night but hoped that a minor application of Compeed
would save the day.
A gently undulating walked ensued through Clunes Forest. Quicker walkers
pushed on and the waited for the slower groups at regular intervals -
approximately every three minutes.

'Alison's last smile' - in Clunes Forest.
Alison's pace began to slow as the walk progressed. The blisters were
beginning to take their toll and then, suddenly..... ...Jane also began to
slow.
The two '100%' ladies were injured.
The conquerors' of the West Highland Way, the Cumbria Way and the Dales Way
were struggling and there were still many miles until we reached the day's
end at Fort Augustus.
Sean and Gordon walked at a snail's pace in order to pacify their loved
ones. Luckily, this also meant we could walk alongside the two Daves who
appeared to be pacifying each other.

Walking below Coire Glas. Sron a' Choire Ghairbh (935m) is hidden in the
cloud.
We reached the end of the forest and enjoyed a short rest at Laggan Locks.

Macca performs a stress test on one of the Laggan Lock's lock gates.
It was decided that it was too early to eat lunch as there was still another
ten miles of walking to negotiate.
On we marched.
The walk edged along the wooded edges of the Caledonian Canal until it
reached North Laggan where we crossed over to the east side of Loch Oich.
The walking was flat and scenic but for some it seemed endless.
The path then edged it's way along the side of Loch Oich for over four miles
but we decided to stop at the ten mile point (two miles into the Loch Oich
section) for lunch. A small clearing, with rough scree on one side and
slightly damp grass on the other, was the only usable lunch spot we could
find. Some of us found a rock to sit whilst others lay on the grass.

Lunch and contemplation at the side of Loch Oich.
The midges began to assemble so it was time to go. The last two miles of
Loch Oich seemed to take an age as both Alison's and Jane's pace dropped
alarmingly but a group photo stop at the end of the Loch lifted the spirits.
We were back to the sides of the canal for the final five mile stretch to
Fort Augustus but the hotel was another mile out of town.

A group shot on a bridge over the Calder Burn. Smiles and blisters
everywhere apart from Nick who is still visibly gutted about his watch.
Cullochy Loch was the next minor stopping point on the walk. This gave Neil
an opportunity to delight in the fact that the royal family had visited the
area in 1958 - the photo below shows just how excited he was....

'A True Brit'
Kytra Loch, a further two miles, was the next place of interest. A longer
stop was enjoyed as many members of the team decided to make the most of the
soft grass, scenic surroundings and the various lock paraphernalia that
could be used to stretch aching limbs.

Dave having a good stretch at Kytra Loch.....

....Alison dreaming about Rome. Hard luck - you've already been!
We reached Fort Augustus in dribs and drabs.
Mike and Neil formed the first group with the rest arriving sometime later.
Fort Augustus was in full holiday flow. Mike and Neil enjoyed a sneaky pint
or two whilst Sean searched every shop in town for more Compeed for Alison -
there was nothing to be had apart from a cooling ice cream.
The hotel was still a mile away so the day's walking wasn't over yet. As
Ann, Ken, Sean and Alison walked up the driveway of the Inchnacardoch Lodge
Hotel a taxi arrived carrying Nick and Jane. Jane had had enough and had
called it a day.
Alison had already decided to do the same. We checked into the hotel,
carried our bags to the rooms and watched the remainder of the team arrive
from the windows of the hotel...

Dave marches up to the Inchnacardoch Lodge after an eighteen mile cracker!
The Inchnacardoch Lodge was excellent - great food and a lively bar meant
that a good night was had by all with Mike, feeling adventurous, continuing
to gorge on Steak & Ale pie for the second night in a row.
Even Alison and Jane managed to forget the trials of the day's walk and in
Alison's case a set of blisters that Nick would have been proud of. The wine
and lager flowed until a decision was made to plough into the whisky. The
impromptu whisky tasting session continued well into the night which
resulted in much mirth and merriment even though we had lost two of the
team's stalwarts.
We retired to our rooms. Neil performed a somersault as he failed miserably
in picking up his dropped keys whilst Sean and Gordon contemplated walking
without their loved ones - the women who had been at their side on every day
of every walk.
Alison's new boots had let her down whereas Jane, suffering from a calf
problem, also developed blisters.
Now they were gone.
How would the men cope?
DAY 3 - Fort Augustus to Invermoriston
The morning arrived.
We awoke and prepared for an easy nine miler to Invermoriston along the
shores of Loch Ness.
Gordon and Sean made a tearful farewell to Jane and Alison who had arranged
to get a lift into Fort Augustus and catch the main bus to Fort William.
The plan was to pick up the car and drive back up to Invermoriston later
that day. Nick had decided that his ankle wasn't feeling up to the walk so
decided to join them. We were down to eight. The weather was glorious again
despite the forecast of rain coming in from the west.
After waiting for an age for 'Whisky Mike', who for some strange reason
didn't feel like any breakfast, we were ready to set off. The walk started
steeply up a wooded hillside before levelling off and providing easy walking
above Loch Ness. Dave and Macca set off fifteen minutes early but were soon
caught up.

Looking north along Loch Ness. Is that rain in the distance?
Gordon and Sean were really enjoying walking without Jane and Alison - the
group had a right laugh! No more treading carefully around controversial
sexist comments meant that the conversation flowed but the men had to make
sure that Ann wasn't in range.
The men were convinced that Jane and Alison had instructed Ann to keep an
ear out for any rogue comments as part of a nightly reporting process so
with this in mind, the group cleverly ensured Ann maintained a position in
the middle of the group so she could be 'watched'.
Gordon explained that the planned marriage to Jane had been cancelled as he
was unsure about getting hitched to a girl with feet like a Hobbit. The team
begged him to reconsider but he was having none of it.
The route continued in a rather monotonous fashion through the woods above
the Loch.

A deviously complex code consisting of false bird calls and flatulence
helped the front and rear male parties maintain awareness regarding Ann's
position and possible use of mobile phone - just in case!

Red alert, red alert! - Ken performs heroics in alerting the male members of
the team, using the pre-arranged sign, of Ann's use of her mobile phone. It
was a false alarm as she was simply texting her daughter, Mary. Look at the
size of that trunk!
With only two or three miles to go we finally hit the rain.
The shower was of sufficient force to warrant the use of waterproofs and
with no end to the rain being in sight Sean, Gordon and Mike decided to step
on and get to our destination - Invermoriston. A sweaty fifteen minutes
later saw the end of the rain and a still, warm, damp climate that meant
that the midges were in full battle mode.
A few of the team 'midged' up whilst others decided that cracking on would
be the best course of action. After all, there was only a mile to go. Or was
there? The path continued to take us deeper into Glenmoriston than shown on
the OS 1:50000 map.
At one point there was a detour caused by erosion but this appeared to be
much further on than the 'official' route shown on the map. Had the 1:50000
OS map being updated before the Great Glen Way's route had been finalised?

What the map says.

Where the route goes - an extra two miles.

Thanks! Good job it's not muggy and midgey.
So, three miles later, we finally reached Invermoriston and the Glenmoriston
Arms Hotel, our base for the night.
Sean, Mike and Gordon arrived first with the others following on later.
Alison, Jane and Nick were still on their travels so it was up to the front
runners to begin the tough task of checking out the bar.
It was only early afternoon so we had to maintain a high level of 'bar
discipline' in order to avoid getting absolutely 'Captain Pugwashed'. Ann
was moving at a slow pace due to a back problem - were we going to lose all
of the team's ladeez?
Eventually, after the arrival of the Fort William Compeed team, we were back
to the full complement of eleven.

Macca swooped to get this image of Dave taking a photo of a plaque.
The food in the Glenmoriston Arms Hotel was great as was the wine.
The antics of the previous night meant that the team followed a strict
no-whisky rule and retired to the hotel lounge where a game of Trivial
Pursuit began, hosted by everybody's favourite quizmaster - Neil Scott.

Mike refuses to believe that he has a Steak & Ale pie problem. That's three
nights on the trot and three mornings with the trots.

Neil trying to convince the team of how his hip was to blame for the
previous night's break dancing.Seriously, Neil's hip was giving him some
grief so a touch of Yoga was administered.
We had been lucky during the day as we only experienced an hour of rain. As
we looked out of the window of the hotel lounge we could see that the rain,
as forecast, had become heavier and more prolonged.
The forecast for the following day's march to Drumnadrochit wasn't good and
the owner of the hotel confirmed this, along with the fact that the
following day's walk was the steepest and most arduous of the Great Glen
Way, on at least eight occasions.
We retired to our rooms in readiness for a day of rain and gradients.
DAY 4 - Glenmoriston to Drumnadrochit
As we paid the hotel bill the owner of the Glenmoriston Arms Hotel reminded
us yet again of the fact that today's walk was the toughest of the Great
Glen Way.
He also reminded us that although the previous night's rain had blown over
and left bright skies and warm sunshine that the forecast was for heavy
rain.
Nick returned to the fold with new walking shoes and a pair of waterproof
socks. Ann's back seemed OK so she too continued. Would they complete the
day? Neil wasn't feeling overly confident about his hip so opted for an
early start and set off on his own. Ann, Nick and Gordon were next to leave
followed by Macca and Dave.
Sean, Ken and Mike formed the rear. The route climbed steeply for five
hundred feet into the forest directly behind the hotel. As the weather was
sunny and warm Ken decided to don his waterproof top and leggings whereas
Sean and Mike decided to 'pump it' big style and soon caught up with Macca
and Dave.

The initial morning sweat coupled with a 500ft climb caused Sean to steam.
As the mist, which had formed around Sean's head cleared, the path came into
view again so off we went. Ken decided that there really was no need for his
waterproofs and disrobed.
The combination of the early morning air, the sunlight and the forest made
for an enjoyable start to the walk. The path, although fairly wide, seemed
more rustic than the forest roads encountered during the previous day's walk
which provided a more adventurous feel.

Early morning light in the Creag Nan Eun forest.

The first stop after the ascent. The sweat in Ken's waterproofs was
attracting extraterrestrial visitors whilst Dave marvels at Sean's steam.

Is this the greatest ghost image ever captured? At the time Macca believed
that only Mike and Dave were in the shot. The ghostly image of the steaming
madman of the Creag Nan Eun forest only appeared after the photo was taken
off the camera.
The early ascent peaked at a rough manmade stone seat which was located a
short distance off the official path. As the main path was surrounded by
firs the openness of the seat provided us with far reaching views over Loch
Ness - a grand sight!

The view over Loch Ness from the stone seat.

Mike being silly at the stone seat.
The team, still fragmented, continued to plough on through the forest. Neil
was still out on his own with Ann, Nick and Gordon following behind. Sean
and Mike splintered away from Ken, Macca and Dave - a move which resulted in
an hilarious comedy moment. Sean and Mike came across a cave-like shelter
containing a bench seat at the side of the route.
The shelter had to be investigated so in they went. As the shelter was
hidden from the path a decision was made to wait for Ken and then scream
like Banshees as soon as he passed the cave. Sean and Mike waited, being
careful not to scream at another walking group who we had met a couple of
miles earlier. That would have been rather embarrassing.
Ken gave his identity away when nearing the cave by announcing the fact to
Macca and Dave - 'Hey look, there's a cave here'. Sean and Mike screamed
into action, hoping Ken would fall backwards into the forest and tumble into
oblivion.
Ken looked startled for a second and then laughed. It was a bit of a let
down. Sean and Mike had sat in the cave for at least five minutes and were
now suffering from exposure. Ken has obviously been screamed at on many
occasions.

Screaming Ken's crazy cave.
The various groups maintained regular contact along the route. The feeling
was that Neil would slow as the day progressed due to his hip but he
maintained a steady pace and forged ahead. The route descended to a point
that was roughly a hundred and fifty feet above the Loch but then ascended
gradually up to a height of over a thousand feet.
The route zigged and zagged along the side of the hill and finally levelled
out. The views over the Loch opened up, the effort was more than worth it.

Nearing the day's highpoint. Dave battles on with the Great Glen to his
right.
The path became narrower as it descended through Ruskich Wood but soon
turned into a forest road. After a couple of miles the forest walking, and
the monstrous ant hills, ended and the scenery changed to gently rolling
farmland.
The rear group consisting of Sean, Mike, Ken, Macca and Dave ate lunch in a
leafy glade which was conveniently midge-free - all was well with the world.
The route climbed gently through the last remaining part of the forest and
finally reached the road which would be followed for nearly all of the
remaining six miles.

Mike, Macca and Ken at the end of the forest near Grotaig.
The way took gently ascending route along the road. Loch Ness was now out of
view but the small hills of Creag Dhreag and Meall Fuar-mhonaidh looked well
to our left.

Looking back along the road - Meall Fuar-mhonaidh (699m) is the main peak.
The route entered another, smaller, forest and then left the road to descent
into Glen Urquhart. As is usually the case at the end of the day, the final
couple of miles into Drumnadrochit seemed to take an age.
This wasn't helped by the fact that a gap in the forest provided us with a
clear view of the hotel - it seemed tantalizingly close. Neil, Ann, Gordon
and Nick had already reached Drumnadrochit by the time that the rear guard
had arrived. Alison and Jane had returned from their Inverness shopping trip
so a group of us met at the The Fiddlers for a pint of something pint-like.
The weather had been excellent but the skies were darkening as we sat
outside drinking our pint-likes - so much for the weather forecast, again!

Hhhmmm - pints at the Fiddlers. Only one day to go! Hang on, there's that
ghost again.
We booked into the Fiddlers for our evening nosh up where more good food and
wine was devoured. Mike did not, I repeat, did not, order Steak & Ale pie.
Ann and Nick had completed the day without any major complaints and reported
ready for action for the final day's walk to Inverness. Food eaten, we
returned to the bar in the Loch Ness Visitor Centre hotel for a couple of
pints and watched the rain come down.
Friday had originally been forecast as the best day of the week weather-wise
but there was a strong chance that it could be the worst.
DAY 5 - Drumnadrochit - Inverness
The rain from the previous night had cleared but there was a dampish feel to
the day.
The skies were grey but the mood was good. Everyone, apart from Alison and
Jane, were on for the final day and the twenty miles to Inverness. As the
team walked along the A82 Alison sped past in her car and peeped her horn.
Dave's mood dropped as he realised that the car was travelling towards
Inverness at sixty miles per hour as opposed to our two miles per hour pace.
The first couple of miles of the route followed the A82 and helped eased the
limbs by being as flat as a pancake.
Urquhart Castle could be seen to the right - off we went.

Urquhart Castle from the slopes of Cnoc Fhearchair.
The way turned away from the road and took a rising route across the
hillside. A thousand feet of climbing was the order of the day, which came
as a shock to some, but the excellent forest walking made up for it.
The forest was dark, dank and mysterious - the path zigged and zagged in a
similar vein to the previous days walk but on this day all we could see was
trees.

The deep, dark forest of dankness. Dave was really enjoying it by now.
Up and up we went with the odd stop for a breather. A drinks stop was
enjoyed at a viewpoint but we had to crack on as there was still nearly
fifteen miles of walking to be done.

A quick breather stop. Ann was plodding on as she 'felt better on the move'.
Nothing to do with your spying instructions then?
We left the first forest stage and entered an area where tree felling had
taken place. The rain started to come down and it looked like it may be set
for the day but it soon stopped which meant that the waterproofs could go
back into the rucsacs.
As Ann's back was still the cause of some grief and with Macca's knees
beginning to ache the pace wasn't exactly electrifying. We eventually
reached the high point of the Great Glen Way which was marked by an official
marker - we guessed that we were approx twelve hundred feet up?
Time for a bit of Neil Scott timer photography!

The unofficial shot taken at the highest point of the Great Glen Way.

The official shot, the one that's been sent to the Queen.
The route stuck to the forest for another four miles until we reached
Ladycairn where the forest ended and the road crossed open moor land. The
weather had improved and the views to the west and east opened up.

Macca strides purposefully across the moor. Except that he wasn't - his
knees were slowly turning into porridge by this point.
As we walked towards Blackfold and the ancient pine forest the weather to
the east looked decidedly dodgy. It was just a matter of time before the
rain hit us and so, half an hour later, it was waterproof time again.
The rain began to fall as we entered the forest and was beginning to look
like we were in for a soaking but, as was the case on day three, it soon
stopped and the waterproofs were retired to the rucsacs yet again.

Off with the waterproofs!
The pine forest continued for another three miles, three miles which
consisted of trees to the left and more trees to the right with a dry stone
wall to keep us company. For some it was time to get going and blast the
miles away whereas for others it was a case of grin and bear it.
Eventually, the forest walking ended at a small pool. Inverness could now be
seen in the distance.

Yes! - Inverness at last! We'll be there in ten minutes.
We could see the end. How far now? - two miles? maybe two and a half?
Er, no, it's four miles actually. We dropped off the hill, Macca really
enjoyed that bit, walked through the old hospital, through an housing estate
and alongside a golf course before reaching our old friend, the Caledonian
Canal.
For some reason the Caledonian Canal has the effect of making people walk
rather slowly.
Macca was suffering to an extent that was painful to watch whereas Ann
called upon Mike to help her undress.

Ann calls for Mike's services on realising that she can no longer bend down.
Macca can be seen hobbling around the corner.
Sean rang Alison to inform her of our impending arrival.
Alison and Jane were to celebrate our arrival at the castle with ticker
tape, champagne and cakes. We couldn't wait.
Thanks to Macca and his bloody knees it took us an age to reach the castle.
Alison and Jane had to drink the champagne and eat the cakes in order to
prevent themselves from starving to death as they waited, and waited and
waited. We reached the River Ness and followed it's banks through a rather
scenic park.
At the point where the cathedral could seen over the water the route veered
to the right and then, all of a sudden, we reached the castle - Twenty miles
had been walked.

Macca, only hours from death, finally reaches the castle and the end of the
Great Glen Way.Alison and Jane can be seen to the left. They had been
waiting for nearly three hours.
We stood by the finishing point for the obligatory team photo (minus Alison
and Jane)....

The end of the Great Glen Way.
Only Alison and Jane failed to finish with Nick missing a single day.
How will the two girls cope with next years walk? Where will next years walk
take us? Will Macca's knees and Ann's back ever return to normal? Will Mike
be able to wean himself off Steak & Ale pie? Will Neil finally break into
the world of break dancing?
The shocking weather that had been forecast for the week failed to
materialise as only a couple of hours of rain was encountered whilst on the
walk - unbelievably lucky. Another bonus was that the Great Glen Way had
turned out to be more scenic than expected, especially after the monotony of
the first day.
After checking in to the hotel we met in the bar and moved onto the Indian
restaurant booked by Alison and Jane earlier in the day. Sean, Neil and
Macca were hit by the hottest curry imaginable - far worse than the effort
experienced in Keswick a couple of years earlier.
After eating a third of the meal and alerting the waiter to the fact that
the Madras was rather too warm he kindly returned and offered the entire
table a free round. Mike ordered a Steak & Ale Bhoona.

Neil struggles to eat a bonfire of a madras.

Free drinks - thanks to the fire eaters!
It rained for most of the following day which emphasised just how lucky we
had been. We all took the bus to Culloden, apart from Ann who was still
suffering from back ache, where we wandered over the battlefield and took in
the museum.

Dave Swarbs was game and dressed up as the Duke of Cumberland.Note how the
walk had affected the size of Neil's legs.
Saturday, our final night, and a table in the local Tapas restaurant was
booked. Yet again the wine and San Miguel flowed freely and a good time was
had by all.

All smiles at the Tapas. Nick's still pissed about his watch.
We took in a pub by the river and then returned to the hotel where a
nightcap was ordered before retiring to bed.

The pub by the river.
Another walk had come to an end but there is one more, rather sad, story to
tell.... Alison and Jane's failure to complete the walk shocked the people
of the Highlands so much that they placed a memorial plaque on the very spot
where they both fell on day two....
Every day, children from the local school visit the plaque and quietly
remember the sad, sad day when the Great Glen Way ended for those two brave
girls. Anyway, less of that bollocks, here's this year's injury list...
Walker |
Blisters |
Back |
Downstairs
Distemper |
Plantar fasciitis |
Hip |
Midge bites |
Knee |
Sean |
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Alison |
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Ken |
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Mike |
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Nick |
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Ann |
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Gordon |
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Dave |
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Jane |
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Macca |
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Neil |
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Macca's Leek Post and Times article - 'intensive 5 day walk'?, 'flood
threats'?
Through the Lens of Dave
As the entire collection of Great Glen Way photo's was brought together it
was noted that one of the walkers, Dave Swarbrook, possessed a talent that
he probably wasn't aware of. Here is some of his very special camera
work....

In this shot Dave managed to make his subjects, Ken and Nick, look at their
best with a cheery face and wide smile.

In this shot of the Fairy Glen, Dave manages to use his macro function along
with his bracketing and over exposure setting to make the glen appear like a
pool of mud with some litter in it. It's not as easy as it looks!

The classic study of 'Neil stood next to a bin'.

Certain scenes unfold along the way which are begging to be captured for
posterity. This wasn't one of them.
If you couldn't tell what Dave had focused on maybe his second effort
will clear things up? No? - thought not.

In this shot Dave manages to achieve a picture quality which is usually only
obtained by the use of a home made camera.

In this shot Dave finally manages to grasp the concept of focus but loses
valuable marks on subject positioning.

Many beautiful scenes unfolded before our eyes as we walked along the Great
Glen. This is probably one of the best.

Dave managed to capture this remarkable image by fixing his camera to the
spokes of a moving mountain bike. Not a common approach but the result is
something to behold.