The Roaches


The Windermere Way - July 18th-21st 2022



Claire White, Jim Eason, Dave Swarbrook, Ken Hodgkinson, Jon Gilson, Sarah Gilson, Sarah Goodison, Mark Jones, Sean Bond, Alison Bond



DAY 1 - Bowness to Ambleside (10 miles\2020ft ascent)

We're back! At last! It's been over three years since the Jersey 2019 walk thanks to Covid and a change of plan during 2021 where we decided to abort the long distance routine for a week in Grasmere. So much has happened.

I'd been struggling to come up with an option for this year's walk as the aim, as usual, is to cater for potentially 15-18 walkers and hopefully find a walk that we'd not done before. Just as I was about to give up and look at a similar option to last year's Grasmere stay Sarah Gls reminded me of the Windermere Way which is a route I'd looked at a few years back but dismissed it as too short for our 'main' walk and too long for a weekend walk.

At only 47 miles in length it matches the Jersey coastline walk and allows for a single stay so after looking at the transport and accommodation options it was decided that it'd be a goer for this year's return.

The personnel list took a battering: Mike, Ann, Nick, Jason and Janine all originally planned to go but pulled out for various reasons. Jason and Janine aborted on the Saturday we travelled up thanks to Janine testing positive for you know what but Jon reminded us that the week would be so much better without Jason.

This left ten of us with new recruits Claire White (Jim's wife to be) and Sarah Goodison (Mark's wife to be) joining us for the first longish distance adventure along with the other Pighole stalwarts. There'd been no training of such as we all expected the 47 miles to be a piece of cake but recent physical traumas for some of the team resulted in an air of trepidation with one additional negative factor being the weather forecast where record temperatures were expected across much of the UK for the first two days of the walk.

The Windermere ferries would allow us to walk the entire route using Bowness-on-Windermere as the base. The following itinerary was proposed:

Day 1: Bowness - Ambleside: Walk to Ambleside\Ferry return to Bowness 17:15 (arr 17:45)
Day 2: Ambleside - Ferry House: Ferry to Ambleside 9:50 (arr 10:25)\Ferry return to Bowness (all day)
Day 3: Ferry House - Lakeside: Ferry to Ferry House (all day)\Ferry return to Bowness 15:50 (arr 16:30)
Day 4: Lakeside - Bowness: Bowness - Lakeside: Walk to Lakeside\Ferry return to Bowness 16:55 (arr 17:35)


The first day of the walk arrived and, as expected, it was very hot. Today's aim was Ambleside where the route permitted for variations as the heat could dictate that the ascent of Wansfell Pike would be too much. We agreed to vote on this as we approached the point of no return.

We arranged to meet on the shore of Windermere and, as is now customary, found a gullible member of the public to take the start of walk group photo (see above).

The route veered north on the main road before turning off to the left to join the shoreline of Windermere. It was all very pleasant. After approximately half a km the route heads east with the aim of ascending Orrest Head where Alfred Wainwright famously took his first view of the Lakes. On crossing the main road Jim informed us of his overnight dodgy guts which required him making a minor detour to a supermarket where a quick 'visit' was in hand along with the purchase of botty blockers. Jim was wearing shorts: This is a rare occurence and generally signals the arrival of uncomfortable walking temperatures which was definitely the case for today.



Early morning view over to the Langdale Pikes from the eastern shoreline of Windermere.

The initial section of the ascent to Orrest Head was an enjoyable tree covered treat which provided welcome relief from the heat of the sun.



Ready for Orrest Head. The first climb of the walk. Jim can be seen in shorts - top right.

We reached the summit of Orrest Head in our usual dribs and drabs style. It was as busy as would be expected for such a stunning day with the views over the Lake District well worth the easy effort of the summit climb. We all took numerous photos and rested for a while.



The mighty Ken on the summit of Orrest Head. As views go it doesn't get much better than this.

The route now entered new territory for the experienced walkers of the Lakes. After choosing one of the paths that headed off from the summit of Orrest Head we quickly emerged into farming territory and the route finding difficulties that this can bring.The way followed gently undulating ground through fields and around farms with the next notable destination being Troutbeck. At Far Orrest the satnavs were consulted to locate the correct path with one heading in the right direction and one seemingly heading in the wrong direction. I chose the former but this turned out to be incorrect,as Jim noted, as it was later discovered that the 'wrong' path quickly changed direction to become the 'correct' path. The mistake made little difference as we walked below Allen Knott to reach the road near Fusethwaite Yeat. The views were excellent.

It was on this stretch that we came across the only other walkers enroute between the summits of Orrest Head and Wansfell Pike. Even the village of Troutbeck was devoid of human activity. The heat was taking its toll.



Alison leads on towards Troutbeck. It's getting rather warm now.

After a short stint on the main road we descended left to Trout Beck itself where a decision was made to take lunch in the shade next to the stream.

What's better than a 400ft climb after lunch? After negotiating the trickyness of the route through someone's garden in Troutbeck we followed road and track to reach Robin Lane where we'd soon be getting to the decision point of the day: Climb Wansfell Pike or follow the low level route to Ambleside via Skelghyll Wood?



Approaching the Wansfell Pike decision point. "It's 30 degrees" says Ken. "I make it 31" says Al. "Bollocks - it's 32" says Sarah Gdn.

We'd all lost more sweat than a blind cobbler's thumb and some of us we running short on liquids with Sarah in particular having a thimble's worth left to suck on. Decision time!

Alison, Ken, Jim, Claire and I decided to tackle the mightly Wansfell Pike. Sarah Gls decided to take the low route whilst making one of those faces that forced Jon to do the same. Sarah Gdn was on for Wansfell Pike but Mark decided otherwise. Swarbs had made his decision on the toilet before breakfast so it was a 5\5 split. We said our farewells and marched off in our direction of choice.

Shortly after starting the ascent of the pike Claire decided that enough was enough and turned around to take the low route. Apparently she was so warm she was beginning to hallucinate and had reported seeing Jim wearing shorts, We explained that this was indeed the case but she decided to save herself from unnecessary sweating and try to catch the others on the way down to Ambleside.

We were down to four on the ascent route which included the oldest man in the team and the oldest woman.

The final steep and sweaty section of the ascent was completed with relative ease and the Famous Four were soon on the summit of Wansfell Pike with the expected superb views beneath our feet. There would be no better place on the entire walk on which to enjoy the marvel that is Jim's drone as this summit would be the highest point of the week's walk. We could all hear the Thunderbird's theme tune in our heads as Jim put the drone together and began the preliminary startup procedures that are essential for the safe and efficient operation of such a complex piece of aerial equipment.

It all went a bit flat when Jim blamed an Android update for the failure to launch HMS Baldy which was a shame as the resulting images and videos would have been superb from such a magnificent vantage point. Jim spent sometime trying to remedy the situation which gave the others the chance to enjoy the sweeping views and chat to other summiteers.




It's a no-goer on the drone front as Ken enjoys a drink on the summit of Wansfell Pike.

The descent off the pike towards Ambleside is quite steep so after informing Ken of this fact we set off to join the others in whatever bar they'd decided to empty.



Me and Jim waiting for Ken in the shade of a tree. Ken had been told to kencentrate on the descent after experiencing a long line of descent fails over the years.



Meanwhile Alison dips her feet into the cool running beck.

The descent was completed without incident and after receiving a message that the others were in the Lily Bar we marched through town to meet them and partake in much needed cooling beers.

Day 1 was completed despite the heat but the next day was forecast to be warmer still. All that remained was the ferry back to Bowness where a warm night of food, wine and ale would ensue.



On the ferry back to Bowness.



DAY 2 - Ambleside to Ferry Point (7.5 miles\600ft ascent)

Today's walk should have been 11.5 miles\2300ft of ascent but as record temperatures had been forecast (possibly 31 degrees) it was decided that we'd miss out the ascent of Loughrigg and take a call on whether to ascent Claife Heights later on in the day. I think we all knew what the outcome of that decision would be.

It was as warm as expected. Some of us had slept OK, some of us hadn't. It was going to be a tough one despite the shorter distance.

The first task of the day was to purchase ferry tickets and return to Ambleside where we'd finished the previous day's walk. We set off towards Clappersgate for half a mile before turning left onto the Hawkshead road.



Crossing the River Brathay shortly after leaving Clappersgate.

The route followed the road for about a mile before running to the left near Pull Woods where more road would be followed towards Wray Castle.



Cows and bull fighting for water near Bletham Tarn.



Ascending the road before leaving for the shoreline of Windermere.

We enjoyed a shady 10 minute stop before at the small church that led the way towards the shoreline of Windermere. The hope was that walking next to the lake would at the very least introduce a psychological element of coolness to what was turning out to be a rather warm day.



Mark walks away in disgust as the heat takes its toll on my bowels.



Swarbs and Ken enjoy a banana break.

Before long we were at the side of the lake and, to be fair, it did seem slightly cooler. We missed the path that led up to Claife Heights (fancy that) to stay by the lake and before long came across a suitable spot for lunch. This side of the lake was far busier than previous stretches of the walk: we were now in full-on tourist country.



Good times on the western shore of Windermere.



Claire hits Jim with it. Big Style!

As the walk progressed south the weather got warmer and the lake got busier. The odd minor climb on forest roads helped to keep the sweat pumping to previously unheard of levels but there was some shelter to be had beneath the huge pine trees that guided us towards our destination.



Team shot minus me in the pines of Windermere. Ken's decision to replace his blood with antifreeze in 1976 had certainly helped with the sweating. Jim's attempt to kill Claire failed with only a few feet more to go.

The final mile through the camp sites and caravan parks on a dry dusty road wasn't the best but we soon reached a shop that sold ice cream (and lemonade) and a low door which provided me with the opportunity to crack my sweaty head - hooray!

The ferry crossing was just around the corner.

The short ferry crossing took us over to Ferry Nab where a short kilometre led us back into Bowness and the large lakeside bar where pintage was enjoyed. We'd survived the hottest of the days that were forecast for the week but we had lessened the walk by over 4 miles and 2000ft of climbing. None of us were overly concerned about this change of plan - in fact, it'd been welcomed with open arms.

Next day - Back over to Ferry Point to complete the rest of the western side of the lake with the promise of cooler conditions.



DAY 3 - Ferry Point to Lakeside (7.9 miles\1300ft ascent)

We awoke to weather that was more seasonal for July in the UK but there was still a warm feel to the day. We walked back to Ferry Nab to rejoin the point at which we'd finished the previous day. Whilst waiting the ferry the temperature began to rise - we all felt rather sweaty again.



Back on the ferry - ready for Day 3.

Compared to the last mile or so of the previous day this area of the lake was much quieter with the early section following roads through gentle countryside and some pretty special homes. After about a mile and a half we left the roads and returned to the lake side which felt significantly different than the previous days.

At one point a gaggle of geese decided to return to the water from a nearby field but their attempts to dive bomb us with acidic green shit failed miserably despite Alison's banshee-esque screaming.



A rather pleasant stretch of the lakeside path just before the goose attack.

The going was extremely agreeable all the way to Rawlinson Nab where we headed back for a 1.5 mile stretch of road walking - the last section being a tad steep as it climbed just over 200ft. A rare Windermere Way waymarker directed us into the woods for what would turn out to be an interesting and unexpected bimble. We would lose the height we had just gained as the route headed back towards the lake through what at first was a shady wood, but the path soon became overgrown and, full of thorns and briars. At one point the path was so overgrown a couple of us checked the map to see if there was an alternative route but it was decided it was easier to plough on and 'thrash' our way through.



The descent through the woods. Isn't this nice?



It's not nice anymore. It's quite shit actually.

On finally leaving the forest we decided it was time for lunch and where better to eat our sarnies than a spot marked on the map as Boat House. In fact, the wood we'd just cut through was called Boat House Wood so it was time for Boat House to make up for our vegetation filled boots.

There was indeed a boat house at Boat House and ample room for bums so we found our spot and cracked on with lunch. All was going swimmingly well until Claire dropped her £150 Raybans into the lake - Doh! Time to fish them out but initial attempts proved futile due to the deeper than expected water and the various amounts of crap that idiots had thrown in (or washed up).



Alison spots a great opportunity to steal a crisp as Claire struggles to retrieve her glasses.

Claire was going nowhere fast so decided that there was only one solution -  strip off and get in! We were all informed of Claire's intentions so were advised to look away and, under no circumstances, get our cameras out.

Eventually, after much fannying and arsing around, the glasses were pulled out of Windermere - £150 saved!

Another mile of lakeside walking would see us ascend back to the road where the main uphill section of the day was about to begin. We began the steady ascent on another overgrown path which came as no surprise as this initial section looked like it'd never been walked - does anyone walk the Windermere Way?

On and on and up it went with numerous fallen trees blocking the way, Some could be walked over or under whilst others required a minor detour.



Mark not helping Sarah Gls.

The highpoint of the ascent was High Dam which reminded me of Tarn Hows. The pool was reached after a short period of rather nondescript walking in an area of cleared forest but once this section had been navigated we were walking on firm duckboards and we all know what this means................drone action!

After disabling the air space warning Jim eventually launched the drone which resulted in most of us suffering from temporary blindness thanks to our futile attempt to monitor the drone's ascent. After various video and photo shoots the drone was back in the box but not before a RAF A400M transporter flew past nearby - Phew!



The scenic hidden gem that is High Dam. Welcome relief from the overgrown paths experienced throughout the day.



Ken's not been a fan of drones since the new Amazon drone delivery service dropped his new limited edition 384 piece Spode dinner service onto his back lawn from 2500ft. Dam you drones, dam you!

We left High Dam and descended towards the tiny village of Finsthwaite which stands alone in almost alpinelike surroundings. After a brief chat to a friendly local we identified the correct route through a wood and the final descent of the day to Lakeside where our ferry would be leaving in approximately 20 minutes time. It'd been an enjoyable day in an area of the Lakes that none of us had frequented before which probably explained why it was all so very quiet. We came across hardly any walkers all day, probably none during the first 4-5 miles, and the state of some of the paths suggested that this section of the Windermere Way isn't walked on a regular basis.

The return ferry trip gave us a distant view of much of the day's route along with a glimpse as to what the following final day would offer: potentially the longest day of the week and an ascent of Gummers How.


DAY 4 - Bowness to Newby Bridge (9.5 miles\1960ft ascent)

The final day was upon us but rather than rejoin the route from where we'd left off on the previous day's walk we would walk from Bowness as the ferry timetable rendered the alternative option unusable unless we were to adopt running pace.

The weather was slightly cooler than the previous day with the forecast predicting the possibility of light rain. With this in mind many of us decided to carry waterproofs.

We met outside the Royal Oak pub as the route would see us follow the Dales Way out of Bowness before turning off south. Everyone enjoyed the early ascent and everyone enjoyed my navigational balls-up as I incorrectly climbed over Brant Fell. My excuse for this was that it'd make a great viewpoint and this turned out to be the case. Still, no one thanked me.

Alison injured her arm after slipping on a stone stile which ended up being a painful nuisance for the rest of the day,



The facial expressions prove that the ascent of Brant Fell was the highpoint of the week. Well done me!

After descending Brant Fell and joining what is known as the Windermere Way we hit the road, passed the golf club and then descended slowly into farming country where, despite being so close to the tourist hotspots of Windermere, it all felt rather remote.

The going was undulating and easy going for a mile or two with no human life encountered apart from wallers at one of the farms but a herd of Britain's noisiest sheep provided a brief moment of mirth.



Baa, baa, baaaaa, baaaa, etc....

The route became less arable and more foresty as we headed towards a small unnamed tarn on the Green Hill estate where various estate workers had been scooting around on their quad bikes doing whatever estate workers do.



Approaching the unnamed tarn with the hills of the eastern fells in the background. We were still talking about how much we'd all enjoyed Brant Fell.

On heading off the road towards Moor How the owner, we assume, stopped his truck to inform us that the path ploughs straight through his garden and that despite it not looking to be the case we could simply walk through. OK - fair enough. After surviving the valley of the pheasants (there were hundreds of them) we came across Moor How itself only to be greeted by signs that stated that there was no public access and no entry. Hhmmm!

Following the owner's advice we ignored the signs, walked straight through his garden, past the swing and over the trampoline where a gate proved too challenging for Jon. What we assume was the owner's son came out to see what was going on and offered no advice whatsoever. Jim saved the day by opening the gate and the 'no access' horrors of Moor How were behind us.

After a period of walking around woods we were now entering a section in the woods which at times were enjoyable but at other times fucking awful.



Nice deciduous woodland.

The scenic deciduous woodland took a turn for the worse as it became decidedly overgrown with the path being sketchy at times and much bracken had to be cleared as we approached Birch Fell Plantation. True to its name Birch Fell Plantation had been felled, despite what the latest OS map believes, and it was now an apocalyptic mess. The supposed paths were hard to find and what was left of them left a lot to be desired from an underfoot comfort perspective. This was wankle country par excellence.

An ascent by the side of what was left of the forest resulted in us reaching the shittiest section of the entire walk as the resulting descent through felled pines proved more than tiresome.



Alison looks shocked as the rest of the team struggle in the nuclear wasteland that is Birch Fell Plantation.

Gummers How was now clearly in view and after skirting the side of 'Reservoir' we followed a rather indistinct path (another one) to reach the main tourist path that leads to the summit. The ascent from this angle was a lot easier than expected if you discount the miles of forest and associated crap we'd battled through in the previous hour.



The summit of Gummers How (1053ft) and the high point of the final day.

The official Windermere Way now plots a devious route through more forestry away from the lake and around its base to reach Newby Bridge and a last walk on the road back to Lakeside. We'd had enough of forests, or the lack of it, for one day so decided to follow the official route as far as the road and then descend the road to Fell Foot where we could take a short ferry back to Lakeside. We met at the junction of the Gummers How road and the main A592 to move forward as a group. I'd been taking a keen eye to the lake from above and hadn't seen a ferry going between Fell Foot and Lakeside so Jon decided to ring Fell Foot who kindly informed us that the ferry hadn't ran since Covid. Bollocks! Big bad bollocks!

I'd never fancied the road walk on the A592 as I could recall it not being particularly pedestrian friendly but this was our only real option other than wait over a hour for a bus (what a shitty end) or reclimb the Gummers How road and walk the rest of the official route. This wasn't going to happen so we set off on the A592 and, to be fair, it was as bad as expected.

The final mile stretch of the A592 on foot was horrendous thanks to the fast oncoming traffic, no pavement and the odd bend that required us to cross the road and walk with the traffic coming from behind. I led at the front with my trusty Tilley hat held in front of me as protection against the onslaught. After all, who is cruel enough to run over anyone who wears a Tilley hat?

The holy grail that was the pavement was met with great relief and other options other than funerals and mopping up pedestrians could now be discussed: walk the final mile on the B road to Lakeside and take the ferry or end at the Newby Bridge hotel with a pint or two and take the bus. We decided on the latter as everyone had had their fill of zero-pavement road walking.



End of walk pint on the lawn of the Newby Bridge Hotel. Only minutes later the truck in the background killed the entire Cowhole walking team as they too finished their walk on the A592.

As I drank my Peroni I had an idea - why not see if we can get a taxi company to take us back to Bowness. This is what I did and this is how we got back along with the added bonus of saving a few quid.

We forgot to do the end of walk photo shoot so here's the rest of us in celebratory mode:



Mark and Sarah Jones.



King Ken and Alison.



Sean and Alison.

So there we have it, the Windermere Way, or most of it. I'd been looking forward to this walk as it'd take me to areas of the Lake District that I'd never given any attention to and it certainly delivered on that front. The vast majority of the way provided superb scenic walking with enough changes of scenery to maintain the interest but the felled forests of day 4 could be truly kicked into touch. We aborted the ascent of Claife Heights on day 2 because of the heat but I'm not sure that there's any scenic advantage to walking through forests over a route that stays by the lake - after all, it is the Windermere Way so why walk where you can't see it?

Anyway, we all did it, golds all around. Well done all!

To finish this report off here's what could be classed as an end of walk image thanks to the nerdiness magic of Jim's drone - a shot of the team on Gummers How with Windermere as a backdrop....



After a week of intense heat and action here's the customary injury table which is suprisingly bare:

Walker Arm Stile Bang Foliage Shin Poorly Tummy Poorly Back Sweaty Bits
Sean X     X
Alison X     X
Dave       X
Ken         X
Mark       X
Sarah Gdn X
Jim     X   X
Claire       X X
Jon   X     X
Sarah Gls         X

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